Make It Rain

You know what's disgusting? Cats. You know what's even more disgusting? Living with four of them and having to clean up after them. I won't lie, I don't clean up often, but... man is it gross when I have to. And today I had to. Why? Because my friend, Maya, from Japan is coming to stay at my house tomorrow! So after almost slitting my whole finger in half, I went to work and allowed my finger to keep shringing after exposure to the cleaning chemicals (maybe it would sanitize my wound..) until I realized that the bottle said no skin contact... I guess that includes fresh open wounds? My bad...


Anyways, I've been so lazy lately. And I still haven't stopped buying Set for Life tickets.. I think I'm gonna get another one today. They've got me bad. I bought one yesterday ($4) and then won $6, but do you think I'm going to cash it in for money and be excited with my $2 win? No! I'm going to say I want another one and throw in another $2 for a 2nd... what a waste of money. I just can't get over the idea of winning... is this normal? I need to find another hobby.. a cheaper one.


So, it's Friday night and you know what I want to do? Go clubbing. But not to one of these small town ones like Chilliwack or Langley... I wanna hit up Vegas. Do it like we did for my bday last month. The Bank sure knows how to throw a party. Did I mention that money came flying from the ceiling? Oh.. but that makes me wonder how cool it would've been if they'd actually had something making it fall from the ceiling.. in actuality, they just handed out stacks of dollar bills to honest looking people (who might actually throw them in the air rather than pocketing them...) Which might explain why I wasn't handed any... But did that matter? No way, I still went home rich! At one point, a huge pile of bills fell at my feet... and since no one else was going for it... I did! Why not? It was my birthday! And that was my excuse of the night for just about everything! It served me well. Shots of patron, table dancing, strange Italian men getting up in my business... Could I have asked for a better birthday?? Well... okay, maybe if the dudes we were partying with were a bit hotter, that could've been better.. but let's be serious, people. Dollar bills fell from the ceiling. Yeah, enough said.


And just so you guys know, it's another 340 days till my next birthday. So be prepared to throw me the best party of my life. And since I just shared with you what you need to top, I'm giving you advance warning, so start your planning. Maybe an appearance from Ryan Higa?


I wonder if I should change the name of this blog to Hi, I'm Ryan Higa's Girlfriend...

Nice Guys Finish Last

You know who I love? Ryan Higa. And it was all because I was trying to avoid my homework that I discovered him. I discovered Nice Guys. This is like the funniest video ever. But I need to get to work on the D4NG website now. Ciao bambinos.

Set for Life

Like I said yesterday, I want to win the Set for Life lottery. I think I'm going to win. I was reading this Joyce Meyer book and she was saying about how the Lord rewards people when they believe that they will accomplish things. Like the creators of Monopoly! They kept saying they were gonna be millionaires when they were living in the Depression, or some other poor time of history... and there they went, they became millionaires! So let's all say it together, positive thinking.. Janelle is going to win the Set for Life lottery. I really do want $1,000/week for the next 25 years. Did I mention that it goes on for 25 years? Wow. I wish I would stop thinking about it because it's going to take all the non-existent money that I don't have. If only my student loan money would arrive... I could pretend like I was receiving $1,000 a week... for oh... two and a half weeks! However, maybe it's best that I don't adopt that mentality because then my money might not last me till September like it's supposed to..

So what's going on with me? Just sweating and living. Holy Hannah. It's been like plus 27 here and I think about how I should spend more time in my lovely air-conditioned home or wear a swimsuit everywhere. How would I be surviving if I was in Japan right now? I just received an email from my friend and he said it was 39 there the other day and summer is only about to begin soon! Yikes..


See this? That would be me if I were in Japan right now. So let me thank my lucky stars and keep talking positive that I'm going to win the Set for Life lottery so I can return to Japan and buy a home that I can live in from the months of September till April...


I learned all about China and India today. They're pretty much gonna be dominating our economy over the next few years. Did you know this? Maybe I heard that China was taking over, but I guess I wouldn't really care if I wasn't in this International Business course. Makes me feel kind of intelligent though, like I'm in on some world secret... hahaha.

I met a hot boy today.. I like boys... but hot ones don't come around often. What's up with boys in the Fraser Valley, really? Is there something in the water or something? Maybe I should start a research project on that or something..

Fresh Out The Oven

And so the day has come, I'm back! Hopped up from the coffee I had... oh 5 hours ago, at the lovely Wired Monk in Abby. Not that I expect anyone to care about my life anymore because I'm not living high on the hog in Tokyo anymore... but does it matter? Nope! I'm gonna blog! And maybe I'll blog about Japan. And maybe I'll blog about my life.. which lately doesn't consist of much besides my homework reading assignments.

But anyways, enough with the formalities. Back to Japan. I want to go back! And maybe I'm going to transfer to UBC so that I can do another exchange to Tokyo! This time I wanna go somewhere where I can be closer to Lex. Why? Because then I can have a much better crack at assuming the actual title of my blog. Think I can't? All it took was like two days in Roppongi to make mutual friends with Pi... how hard can it be? I'm foreign. I have an advantage. And I'm sure my English is better than his current girlfriends', so that's good enough for me.

See this right here? I still remember the look of excitement and new found ambition in the eyes of an unnamed Japanese man as he showed me this in hopes of my dreams being dashed and the thought that I might just fall into his arms... Well, it didn't happen. In fact, I believe that night was the last night I saw that man. でも、しょがない. In the end, the Tohoku tsunami came and washed away the current life I knew and somehow I landed in Vancouver a mere 3 days later... But maybe I'll save that story for another day.


Back to Pi. Okay, actually, maybe that's all I've got. Sure, he's hot, but man he needs a haircut. Not that I really keep track of his hair as lately, but when the amount of eye candy that I'm subjected to on a daily basis is as limited as what I see.. I have to spend the majority of my time creeping on hotties that are too far out of reach, but can be accessed by opening up my trusty laptop... which might I add, might be getting closer and closer to its demise? I'm worried. And I don't have another 2 grand to throw into the wind for another one. I want to spend that on snapping up every Set For Life lottery ticket that I can.. I've got a feeling those winds are gonna turn and land me with $1,000/week for the next 25 years of my life! In fact, I feel so inspired, I might just make a pit stop on the way home tomorrow from the bank to buy another one...

Cheers to the wasted brain space that's consumed by all things Pi and the wasted loose bills that Set For Life will steal from me yet again