And so the day has come, I'm back! Hopped up from the coffee I had... oh 5 hours ago, at the lovely Wired Monk in Abby. Not that I expect anyone to care about my life anymore because I'm not living high on the hog in Tokyo anymore... but does it matter? Nope! I'm gonna blog! And maybe I'll blog about Japan. And maybe I'll blog about my life.. which lately doesn't consist of much besides my homework reading assignments.
But anyways, enough with the formalities. Back to Japan. I want to go back! And maybe I'm going to transfer to UBC so that I can do another exchange to Tokyo! This time I wanna go somewhere where I can be closer to Lex. Why? Because then I can have a much better crack at assuming the actual title of my blog. Think I can't? All it took was like two days in Roppongi to make mutual friends with Pi... how hard can it be? I'm foreign. I have an advantage. And I'm sure my English is better than his current girlfriends', so that's good enough for me.
See this right here? I still remember the look of excitement and new found ambition in the eyes of an unnamed Japanese man as he showed me this in hopes of my dreams being dashed and the thought that I might just fall into his arms... Well, it didn't happen. In fact, I believe that night was the last night I saw that man. でも、しょがない. In the end, the Tohoku tsunami came and washed away the current life I knew and somehow I landed in Vancouver a mere 3 days later... But maybe I'll save that story for another day.
Back to Pi. Okay, actually, maybe that's all I've got. Sure, he's hot, but man he needs a haircut. Not that I really keep track of his hair as lately, but when the amount of eye candy that I'm subjected to on a daily basis is as limited as what I see.. I have to spend the majority of my time creeping on hotties that are too far out of reach, but can be accessed by opening up my trusty laptop... which might I add, might be getting closer and closer to its demise? I'm worried. And I don't have another 2 grand to throw into the wind for another one. I want to spend that on snapping up every Set For Life lottery ticket that I can.. I've got a feeling those winds are gonna turn and land me with $1,000/week for the next 25 years of my life! In fact, I feel so inspired, I might just make a pit stop on the way home tomorrow from the bank to buy another one...
Cheers to the wasted brain space that's consumed by all things Pi and the wasted loose bills that Set For Life will steal from me yet again
Oh my gosh...you are so ridiculous. But I love it! And maybe if you didn't have 5000 things running at a time on your laptop and restarted it every once in a while, it would last longer.
ReplyDeleteYou don't have any hobbies, do you? I pity you. You're pathetic. I think you're insane and need medical assistance. Good luck for the future my dear.
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