Make It Rain

You know what's disgusting? Cats. You know what's even more disgusting? Living with four of them and having to clean up after them. I won't lie, I don't clean up often, but... man is it gross when I have to. And today I had to. Why? Because my friend, Maya, from Japan is coming to stay at my house tomorrow! So after almost slitting my whole finger in half, I went to work and allowed my finger to keep shringing after exposure to the cleaning chemicals (maybe it would sanitize my wound..) until I realized that the bottle said no skin contact... I guess that includes fresh open wounds? My bad...


Anyways, I've been so lazy lately. And I still haven't stopped buying Set for Life tickets.. I think I'm gonna get another one today. They've got me bad. I bought one yesterday ($4) and then won $6, but do you think I'm going to cash it in for money and be excited with my $2 win? No! I'm going to say I want another one and throw in another $2 for a 2nd... what a waste of money. I just can't get over the idea of winning... is this normal? I need to find another hobby.. a cheaper one.


So, it's Friday night and you know what I want to do? Go clubbing. But not to one of these small town ones like Chilliwack or Langley... I wanna hit up Vegas. Do it like we did for my bday last month. The Bank sure knows how to throw a party. Did I mention that money came flying from the ceiling? Oh.. but that makes me wonder how cool it would've been if they'd actually had something making it fall from the ceiling.. in actuality, they just handed out stacks of dollar bills to honest looking people (who might actually throw them in the air rather than pocketing them...) Which might explain why I wasn't handed any... But did that matter? No way, I still went home rich! At one point, a huge pile of bills fell at my feet... and since no one else was going for it... I did! Why not? It was my birthday! And that was my excuse of the night for just about everything! It served me well. Shots of patron, table dancing, strange Italian men getting up in my business... Could I have asked for a better birthday?? Well... okay, maybe if the dudes we were partying with were a bit hotter, that could've been better.. but let's be serious, people. Dollar bills fell from the ceiling. Yeah, enough said.


And just so you guys know, it's another 340 days till my next birthday. So be prepared to throw me the best party of my life. And since I just shared with you what you need to top, I'm giving you advance warning, so start your planning. Maybe an appearance from Ryan Higa?


I wonder if I should change the name of this blog to Hi, I'm Ryan Higa's Girlfriend...